Tuesday, 3 September 2013

The Man That Never Rested.....

One of the guys in Edinburgh had ....how to put this.... Very interesting sleeping patterns. Not only does he snore like a steam train, he sleep talks, moves and has conversations with you randomly. Many a story to tell here.

Waking the Magic Man up was always a difficult affair as you couldn't ever tell if he was awake or just sleep talking. On the first morning of the show we started the ridiculous shower rota which started with me at 7.30 and finished with Magic at 9.10. At 9am Bedside decided it would be funny to wake him up with "your car, your car it's on fire, it's being stolen" Magic started wafting his hands on the air saying "painting, painting, I'm part of it" swiftly followed by punching Dogwig in the face. All of this he had no recollection of and his face was that of pure serenity the entire time. (I must admit this version does not do the hilarity of it justice but good luck imagining this in our tiny little living area....)

Other stories include the time Bedside force fed Magic 3 cans of red bull to him whilst sleeping....safe to say he woke up buzzing. His love for drinking water was also another sleeping adventure as he pretty much threw an empty glass of water at his face waking up to me videoing him, trying not to make a noise whilst laughing (to those of you who love to laugh in situations where it is NOT appropriate you would have pissed yourself in this situation) "ahh, what are you doing...?" 

Magic's air bed was let down one morning accompanied with him saying "going down....ground floor" 

Paree even tried to hypnotize him every morning just before he woke up with "it's time for your kung fu lesson". By the last day Magic's reply was "Yes, I know!".....in a month this was very impressive as we only told him a few days ago, no idea bless 'im! 

I dont know how this poor man EVER rested as he continuously moved ALL OF THE TIME!!! I am very surprised he didnt cause himself or anyone else any damage whilst in Edinburgh, instead we just got some BRILLIANT stories. Thank you for providing a month of hilarity Magic Man. 

Keep posted for more Edinburgh Fun Times......


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