A day in the life of me and something will happen that I feel the need to write about. Just having my drugs (perfectly legal I may add) pumped into the old bod whilst sat at the hospital, drinking a cuppa, nice and relaxed, feet propped up and book in hand when all of a sudden the damn fire alarm goes off..... In a hospital.
I always wondered what would happen if such a thing happened and guess what; No one moves from their beds or seats, they don't even flinch, they sit there with their feet still aloft and books still in hand and wait to be told what to do.
This shocks me massively!! The nurses were unsure of how to handle the situation, running round the floor like headless chickens, checking where we had to go, what they had to do and then something strange happened. A bubble of laughter starts to build in my chest, I try to hold it down but no, I get a fit of the giggles. Most people look at me like I'm mad (maybe I am, who knows) and at the precise moment of my giggle-bubble popping the nurses return and instead of getting us all out of the building, we are told to stay seated and wait it out!! Haha this is the most unbelievable thing I have ever heard.
"The fire brigade are here, don't worry, it's not this room, it's next door, no need to panic" umm WHAT??? Don't panic?? Something is burning!!! Next door!!! I'm definitely a little concerned!! But all I can do is laugh hysterically into a pillow and hope everyone doesn't see an insane lady laughing like a deranged patient at the idea of burning on the 3rd floor of a hospital.
Today is a funny day
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